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藝人說要退休都是假的,只要有心隨時可以東山再起,例如很久以前說要退休的Jay-Z,還有幾年前也說要退休的Eminem(阿姆),不知道台灣的豬哥亮算不算一例呢?

Eminem新專輯即將上市,繼他和恩師Dr. Dre及徒弟50 Cent合唱的Crack A Bottle之後,他又發行了和 Jessica Simpson Dina Rae合唱的We Made You,我一聽到這首歌就覺得MV一定會很爆笑,果然阿姆沒讓我失望阿......

 

Eminem - We Made You

 

現在要在Youtube上找到原版的MV實在是難上加難,台灣又不像美國有BET和MTV等音樂頻道,這時候我突然懷念起以前TVBS-G的"西洋大樂兵",主持人Johnny不是只會重複放娜姊的MV而已,他也很喜歡Eminem,都會在節目上放有中文翻譯的MV呢! 現在不知道有沒有機會在電視上看到中文翻譯,不過環球音樂還蠻看重饒舌一哥的市場效應喔,特別辦了活動讓樂迷參加,有機會獲得Eminem限量商品喔!

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活動網址在這裡

阿姆將於5月19日發行全新專輯「Relapse」
先推出超級爆笑的「We Made You」 音樂錄影帶
「山寨」近20個名人,包括艾美懷絲、琳賽蘿涵、布蘭妮、潔西卡辛普森、珍妮佛安妮斯頓、約翰梅爾、脫口秀主持人艾倫、莎拉裴琳等
而這支超Kuso的MV正在台灣MSN火熱首播中

(不過您必須使用 Silverlight 才可觀看 MSN 高畫質銀光影音內容,我才不要當Microsoft的白老鼠呢......)

 

Kop我覺得這支MV中模仿莎拉裴琳跟艾美懷絲的部份真是太好笑了啦........(裴琳才沒那麼正呢!)

有一些笑料要住在美國的人才看得懂,不過大部分的笑點都很露骨直接,其實阿姆的舞跳的不錯耶,而且他永遠都是那張娃娃臉,要不要考慮改走賈斯丁偶像路線呢?

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原文歌詞如下:

Guess Who

You Miss me?

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)

(CHORUS)

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 xenedrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down


Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

 

有沒有人發現這隻MV和最近的電影"星際爭霸戰Star Trek"有相呼應?

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Eminem唱歌的時候,他腳下跑的亮光和空中閃耀的歌詞,一直讓我聯想到在iPhone上很熱門的App遊戲Tap Tap Revolution呢!

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阿姆屌就是屌在,他從不擔心這些被他拿來惡搞的人會告他,因為他只是模仿這些人拍成MV而已,又沒有把這些人印在他的名片上。

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圖片來源

而且這些被惡搞的人最後還會很開心的跟他合作,例如最知名的就是被他嘲笑過的艾爾頓強(Elton John)和Eminem在葛萊美獎合唱。

 

而且Jessica Simpson也被Eminem諷刺過,一樣開心的跟他合唱。(其實跟阿姆合唱的是Dina Rae啦......連歌詞都惡搞......)   唯有Michael Jackson不能接受Eminem在MV中惡搞他,不過我想如果Eminem向Michael發出合作的邀請,他應該也會接受喔!

 

p.s.本部落格有沒有住在美國的網友在看呢? 歡迎留言說明一些MV中我們看不懂的笑點,Kop會準備小禮物贈送喔! (但是要來台灣跟我拿....)

 

Kop  2009/5/6

http://www.KopFamily.com

 

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